How do people even fix their sleep schedules? I tried taking melatonin THREE TIMES last night, and NOPE. Now, of course, the sun is out and I’m only just getting sleepy. This is such balls.
how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information
"It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless."
— L.R. Knost (via thatkindofwoman)
(Source: hopefullyraw, via beautifulcheat)
“No homo” I whisper, filled with bewilderment. Indeed, there are only Australopithecine around. It’s the Pleistocene epoch.
Fuck you guys, I read a whole Wikipedia article for this.
everything about you is perfect